Daang.

he wins best Spider-Man cosplay ever

I honestly thought they were both stills for a moment.

…tell me “going to alternate universes to win costume contests as himself for pizza money” doesn’t sound like exactly the sort of thing Peter B. would do. Go ahead, try to say that with a straight face.

So here is where I point out that this guy’s main cosplay is Captain America but if you don’t love the idea of “Peter B going to costume contests as Captain America for pizza money while the actual Steve Rogers stands there like I will buy you a pizza to make this stop and Peter B takes a selfie with him and pretends not to hear” what are we even doing?

He eventually takes Steve up on it. Steve is SO RELIEVED. There are almost tears.

Next convention, the Patriot costumes begin.

Bucky thinks it’s hilarious until the debut of his Winter Soldier cosplay. 

Steve Rogers has a nervous breakdown trying to explain why Bucky isn’t allowed to murder a Spiderman.

Bucky: There are SO MANY Spidermen! Why can’t I kill just this one?

Steve: That’s not the point - you can’t just murder someone who annoys you!

Bucky: He shouldn’t even be IN this universe!

Steve: THAT IS NOT MY POINT AT ALL.

T'Challa : You should not kill this man simply because he is a fool.

Steve: Finally. Thank you.

T'Challa: Merely breaking his leg should suffice.

Bucky: Okay, yes.

Steve: OK NO.